assholedisney

Anonymous asked:

Did anyone find you today? IF I WERE THERE I WOULD FIND YOU AND PROBABLY CRY FROM EXCITEMENT TOO!

assholedisney answered:

NO all that happened was i tried to open a bathroom stall door and didn’t realize a child was in there and i hit her so hard with the door that she fell face first into the toilet and she crawled away screaming into her mom’s stall

that is a true story that i am still very upset about 3 days after the fact