how to easily publicly embarrass yourself in 8 easy steps

  1. turn the radio on
  2. hear jason derulo
  3. decide to butt dance to talk dirty while at a stoplight
  4. turn radio off
  5. realize ur not alone at the stoplight
  6. hear applause coming from other car at the stoplight
  7. look out window, see middle aged woman laughing so hard she is weeping at the stoplight
  8. be stuck at stoplight for another five minutes while woman continues to cry, applaud, yell “get it girl”